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do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it
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(Source: burnleburns, via playfulmist)
(via tony-tony-pikachu)
YOU CAN FUCKING PET POKEMON THAT MEANS YOU CAN FUCKING JUST STROKE LIKE THE FUCKING CREATOR OF EVERYTHING JESUS CHRIST ARCEUS JUST STANDING THERE AND IMAGINE JUST PETTING HIM LIKE ”who’s a good lil god? you are! yesh you aree!!” AND HE’S JUST LIKE ”meee!! ^v^” JESUS DOES NINTENDO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING???????????
(via tony-tony-pikachu)
- Gf: What does my butt feel like?
- [Pause]
- Me: Y'know how when Play-Doh dries up, it kinda gets in that halfway state of being malleable and completely hard...?
- Gf: [laughing] You're comparing my butt to Play-Doh?!
- Me: That was the best I could come up with!
- Gf: [still laughing] You're comparing my butt to Play-Doh!
- Me: ... Your butt feels like a butt.
- Gf: That's not specific!
- Me: Okay, your butt feels like *your* butt.
- Gf: [giggling] I can't believe you compared my butt to Play-Doh.
from Lighting Spirit Sounds iirc
